I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
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He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
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She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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