Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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