I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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