and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
She bit a glass in half.
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
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We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize