Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
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on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
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He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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