marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
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I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
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no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
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Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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