the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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