Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
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She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
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This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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