you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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