Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
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Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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