i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
