I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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