god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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