Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
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Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
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You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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