My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
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I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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