You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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