I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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