I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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