sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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