I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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