The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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