Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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