what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
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He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
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He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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