I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
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No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
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I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
did you just send me my own nude
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Randomize