Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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