we're making bets on your personal life
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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