We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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