Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
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I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
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Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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