i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
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All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
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Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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