Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I need water and some morals
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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