If i come over, it means nothing
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
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Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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