So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
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Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
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smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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