What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
