Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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