The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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