Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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