Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Randomize
