I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
i think my cat just said my name.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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