Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
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I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
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Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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