your thong is hanging out like whoa
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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