is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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