Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?

(1-617): View more from Massachusetts

Yes but- 100% agreed

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(314): View more from Missouri

just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle

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(510): View more from California

i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.

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(631): View more from New York

I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.

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(575): View more from New Mexico

not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half

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(919): View more from North Carolina

There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.

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