covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I wish i was in the wii world.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
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Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
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Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT