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(630): View more from Illinois

hot girl, 5 o clock

(1-630): View more from Illinois

do you know how to read a clock?

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(301): View more from Maryland

My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.

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(516): View more from New York

i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second

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i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead

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(252): View more from North Carolina

I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers

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(917): View more from New York City

Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted

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it is a toga and you are a goddess.

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(347): View more from New York

I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead

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(330): View more from Ohio

I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon

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(708): View more from Illinois

You're breaking my sexual little heart

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