I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
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Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.