Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
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we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
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I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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