I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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