First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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