I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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