i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
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No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
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I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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