Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
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Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
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I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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