Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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