I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
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Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
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I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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