I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
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Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
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As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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