so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
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Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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