Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
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I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
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I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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