Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
if i died would you start the facebook group?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
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Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
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Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
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