Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
You ruined the universe
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