Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
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About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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